passive-aggressive-animatronics:

Bonnie: ” I get TWO fans and you have to try and rip them away from me?”

Foxy: “Swiper always fucking swipes again, ya shitlord.”

(via eqnep)



zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

(via bootrear)


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via liv-sartori)


themelissar1:

FNaF fan art if they werent spoopy :z

themelissar1:

FNaF fan art if they werent spoopy :z

(via eqnep)


isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(via talkshitnojutsu)


mamamidnight:

kitskittle:

finals was stressful so this happened [insp]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOMESTUCK CROSSOVER

(via milkbonesandcuddles)


grawly:

auntkailen:

grawly:

i dont understand how some artists can have such a good grasp on lighting and inking and all that jazz but completely fuck up basic figure structure

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No she’s just not wearing a bra…(you can totally see her nippples) 

im very sorry to break this to you but her breasts are smack in the middle of her abdomen

(via quinnjamin)


cyspixels:

slugclubmember:

militiamedic:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

…. Coat a house in this.

we do what we must because we can.

That has some serious potential for multiple applications!


roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via that-one-vlad)


ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via frostyspace)


(via godtierlevi)


karadin:

malkavianacts:

trexila:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

Literally what i heard the people at the animal shelter telling the people looking for their lost pets! Cats and dogs!

Bless this post

my friend had a cat who got out the house, and four weeks later it was discovered beneath the porch of the house next door, pets don’t always wander off a long distance.

karadin:

malkavianacts:

trexila:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

Literally what i heard the people at the animal shelter telling the people looking for their lost pets! Cats and dogs!

Bless this post

my friend had a cat who got out the house, and four weeks later it was discovered beneath the porch of the house next door, pets don’t always wander off a long distance.

(via the-fandom-panda)


perpetuallackofsleep:

nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo

(via skullboys)


Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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